i can't believe jesus called me a dick

whathappenedtocharlotte:

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

God I fucking love her. 

ladsactionnewsteam:

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I wonder how many people are reblogging this not knowing where the quote is from

verysharpteeth:

steverogersorbust:

shiningartifact:

OK BUT SEE, I DIDN’T KNOW.

I didn’t KNOW. Chris Evans swears like a sailor. Chris Evans has an adorable Bostonish accent. Chris Evans wants you to know that he can tap dance. Chris Evans thinks that Captain America is the least ass-kicking of all of the Avengers. Chris Evans loves to tell the story where he made an idiot of himself in front of Ben Affleck. Chris Evans is REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW. Chris Evans REALLY wants to talk to you and tell you what’s on his mind.

Chris Evans is STUPIDLY CHARMING. And no seriously, he swears LIKE A SAILOR. People who swear with alacrity are my fucking kryptonite.

I just DID. NOT. KNOW. I have literally never seen him outside of movies and photos before.

do you think coming of age movie is like, still haunting him?

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

life-writer:

hot bois

life-writer:

hot bois

gavin + barbara + jordan

fortdunkelrola:

Happy Birthday, Achievement Hunter!