tips for new freshmen! [and new sixies]
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
Oh hey look, a new Let’s Build. Wonder what it’s about?
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
ooooh saay can you BOOM CRASH
byyyy the dawn’s earlyy BOOM CRASH
what so proudlyyy we BOOM CRASH
at the twilight’s last BOOM CRASH
KISS KISS FALL IN
I forgot the next part but then it goes
"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"
Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts