allerliefste:

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

just remembered when i was a lil baby and reading the redwall books and one character was described as being a “gatekeeper-cum-librarian” or something and i asked my mom what “cum” meant.  i cannot imagine what went through her head before i gave her the context.  like, oh god, these fantasy mouse books also have graphic depictions of sex?

goblinbutch:

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

bigmammallama5:

we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times

intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

lesbianshepard:

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

benepla:

very protective over the muppets……DO NOT fuck with my small soft friends

schmidtyho:

me, standing in front of the nearest hospital at 2am, banging pots and pans together: REMOVE! MY! UTERUS! REMOVE! MY! UTERUS! REMOVE! MY! UTERUS! REMOVE! MY! UTERUS! REMOVE! M

goldensweetcheeks:

cutegirloftheday:

Cute Girl of the Day is Nicole Byer!

Hell yea!