i can't believe jesus called me a dick

Some Birthday tweets from Rooster Teeth guys to Gavin

sometimes i think about what if i was dying and i had to grab someone and be like “tell this person i love them”
but it would end up being like “tell that kid in my history class that my friend and i think he has the nicest butt” and then die and that would be my final contribution to society

gllob:

am i in love or am i horny

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

chrispiine:

behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass

fandomanon:

??????

michaeljoenes:

For those not wanting to do the timezone math: That’s 8pm EST for sponsors (or roughly two hours,) and for everyone else 10PM EST (four hours). The site will have a countdown when it gets close.

Get. Pumped.

BRAN
NO
NO YOU AREN’T
EVEN GIVING ME TIME TO MOURN
I
I CAN’T DO THIS